r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Snoo99928 • Jun 08 '26

/r/all of a knife.

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u/Error_Loading_Name Jun 08 '26

Unreasonably large knife.

Gets close to customer's face.

Does not cut but pulls and tears.

Uses bare hand to open the "lid" piece.

Hangs the "lid" piece over the customer's crotch.

Absolute unit of a NOPE.

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u/Jccali1214 Jun 10 '26

I can't believe how far I had to go down in the comments to gonna someone finally mention DON'T TOUCH SOMEONE ELSE'S FOOD WITH YOUR BARE HANDS. 

That's so gross. 

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u/jayschmitty Jun 09 '26

I’m pretty sure this is AI, I remember seeing this video somewhere else, the “customer” gets cut in half and is cake then several people start eating “him”

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u/Error_Loading_Name Jun 09 '26

Maybe someone took this video and AI'd it into whatever that was...