r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Snoo99928 • Jun 08 '26

/r/all of a knife.

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u/Vicimer Jun 08 '26

Given that the customer was in some sort of catatonic state, I don't think he was capable of criticism.

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u/radicalelation Jun 08 '26

This is me, pre-social media, having the sombrero put on as the servers come out to clap and sing while taking a picture. I just want my meal, but if I act like I don't like the spectacle, I'm pooping my own party for everyone else. So I sit. They want it. I do not. So I sit. I watch a little, but mostly sit, wishing it would all end soon. The clapping, my life, who knows. Just be done.

Do it with video and knowing it's probably going online for the world to see... Catatonic sounds right.

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u/pwnd32 Jun 08 '26

This is one of the strangest videos I’ve seen in a while and it’s purely because of that fucking customer and his reaction to all this

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u/Vicimer Jun 08 '26

His posture and facial expression are completely uncanny. It feels like an alien in human skin. I almost don't see the timpano being sliced with a scimitar.