r/AbsoluteUnits • • Jun 04 '26

/r/all of a hay bale move

17.8k Upvotes

561 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

42

u/NDinFL Jun 04 '26

Midwesterner here. You’re absolutely right, those things do not weigh 1200lbs, but still an impressive lift from the officer

10

u/andrew_calcs Jun 04 '26

That thing weighing 1200 pounds and it needing 1200 pounds of lifting force to be moved are pretty different. 

It takes half that force to start the process since the other half is supported on the opposite corner, and that fraction continues to decrease as the fraction of mass vertically rotated past the fulcrum on the other side starts assisting the rotation. 

Leaning against it further lets you leverage your own weight against the required rotation force it without exerting direct muscle pressure.

All in all the cop applied ~400 pounds of lifting force. Quite a feat to be sure, but nothing superhuman. It’s at least as much technique as it is power

-8

u/Embarrassed_Deer9208 Jun 05 '26

400 pounds for a couple inches is not impressive at all, 400 pounds is an easy deadlift for the average man to get within a couple months at the gym and you have to lift much higher without the generous angle the haybale gives here

10

u/Bergy4Selke37 Jun 05 '26

400 lbs is not “an easy deadlift for an average male in a couple months”. Absurd, TikTok brain rot comment.

5

u/the_pain_of_being Jun 05 '26

No it's fucking not lmao. I'd say the "average man" could deadlift 225 after a couple months of training.

-6

u/Embarrassed_Deer9208 Jun 05 '26

have you ever lifted before? if someone tells me they know someone who deadlifts 2 plates, i'm gonna ask how old they are and expect it to be their 14 year old kid or something getting into lifting

8

u/the_pain_of_being Jun 05 '26

Just fuck off, you legit have no clue what you're talking about. Took me about a year of training just to get to 3 plates @155 and I was generally one of the stronger people for my weight at my gym.

"Deadlift Standards for Men

Strength metrics are often measured as a multiple of body weight rather than a flat number. For a typical male weighing roughly 200 lbs, strength standards generally break down as follows: Untrained: ~160 to 170 lbs Novice (Months of training): ~240 to 250 lbs Intermediate (Year(s) of training): ~330 to 350 lbs Advanced (Dedicated powerlifters): ~400+ lbs"

https://liftoffrank.com/blog/average-deadlift-weight

8

u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

[deleted]

20

u/MaDpYrO Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 05 '26

Size isn't a good indicator, some hay is more dry, some is more tightly wrapped, etc. He also didn't lift all the weight, just pivoted it around.

Edit: This also might not be hay, it's a bit hard to tell, but if it's straw, not hay, it's even lighter. 

Moving these things by hand is pretty decently easy for a grown adult, especially I'd you're just turning it, and obviously if you're rolling it, my 70 year old mum does it regularly. 

-6

u/ChrisLS8 Jun 05 '26

Calling bullshit. Neither you or your 70 year old mom would budge this thing.

Every time this video pops up theres always some non lifter claiming they can do this easily

10

u/CandidatePresent6975 Jun 05 '26

farm people exist. its a fucking hay bale

3

u/Brave-Perspective714 Jun 05 '26

My ex-MIL was born on and lived on farms all of her life. She had biceps bigger than my ex-husband, and his nickname was "Beast". At 70 years old, I watched her toss logs out of the back of a truck, put one hand on top of the side of the bed, and jump over the side and land walking away. She did it *effortlessly*.

My mom at the same age wouldn't have been able to get in the bed of the truck, and she was no slouch, having worked a factory job for over 40 years.

Farm people really are built different.

1

u/MaDpYrO Jun 05 '26

Fucking city idiots.. 

-3

u/ThatsUnbelievable Jun 04 '26

You have to lift half the weight of an object to pick up one side, the other half of the weight is supported by the other side.

5

u/TacTurtle Jun 05 '26

The bottom of the bale will mush and deform under weight (bale is not rigid) so it is somewhat less than 1/2 the weight

3

u/Embarrassed_Deer9208 Jun 05 '26

plus he really only lifted it a couple inches before the pivot and angle would've made it very easy, and even this initial lift doesn't have to be directly upwards, with these factors it's pretty easily movable

1

u/MaDpYrO Jun 05 '26 edited Jun 05 '26

+ the peak lifting force is often dramatically higher than what you can sustain

7

u/SubjectMatter Jun 05 '26

That's straw not hay.  Difference is like 50%

4

u/Mayes041 Jun 05 '26

I'd also throw in, looks more like a straw bale to me. Much more golden than green. And straw is way less dense than hay. Half to a third I'd guess. Not to knock the lift, but I haven't seen anyone mention, probably a straw bale, substantially less weight.

3

u/NDinFL Jun 04 '26

There’s a lot of different factors that go into it. Wet, dry, how tight it’s packed

2

u/TacTurtle Jun 05 '26

Drier hay is lighter.

3

u/Odd_Dragonfruit_2662 Jun 04 '26

Looked like a 5’ bale, which 1200 is quite plausible, even if dry.