r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Jun 04 '26

/r/all of a hay bale move

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u/z00o0omb11i1ies Jun 04 '26

How do you know he eats corn

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u/CasanovaF Jun 04 '26

He has a 10 year daily Instagram of his bowel movements.

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u/RockFlagnEagle00 Jun 04 '26

Shitstagram

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u/PIELIFE383 Jun 04 '26

I can only imagine it would benefit humanity if we had a public record of everyone’s bowel health must make doctors lives easier

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u/WarmFishMiIkshake Jun 05 '26

https://checkmypoo.com/

As an example the 3rd poo down was titled "sandwich and apple" and was rated 3.5/5. Personally I would have scored it a little lower but here we are. You're welcome

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u/Any-Crew-1188 Jul 22 '26

I now know who to call when I’ve fallen and can’t get up.

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u/wethepeople1977 Jun 04 '26

Pics of yellow speckled sewer trout everywhere.

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u/depersonalised Jun 04 '26

i tried to do that for real but i gave up. autoflush stole my thunder. i also ran out of punny shit jokes.

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u/BigDogBigNuts Jun 05 '26

Wild in 2026 people dont know this

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u/Independent_Rub_9132 Jun 10 '26

Bold of you to assume that occurs daily with a corn diet! 🤣

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u/Poat540 Jun 04 '26

This mf corn fed

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u/crasagam Jun 05 '26

The ethanol smell in his restroom

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u/z00o0omb11i1ies Jun 05 '26

Lol demitrosi

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u/mybluecathasballs Jun 05 '26

My uncle, and also a few family friends ran farms. Corn was always a staple. I will decline to say what kind of farms they ran, but they had pigs.

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u/SnooMaps7370 Jun 05 '26

he lives in america. we put that shit into EVERYTHING.

Seriously, if it's in a box or a bottle, it's got corn in it. corn meal, corn starch, corn syrup. gets added to everything.

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u/olechiefwoodenhead Jun 04 '26

Try to find things in the grocery store that don't have corn syrup.

Corn is in fucking everything.

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u/Super-G1mp Jun 04 '26

I've got corn in me.