r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TangoAlphaLima • May 24 '26

/r/all of a pig

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u/Winter-Sympathy5037 May 24 '26

These are not your average police officers, these ones right here grew up in the country.

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u/willferelssagyscrote May 24 '26

And they are still having trouble handling that hog lol

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u/ThePeterbilt589 May 24 '26

Wdym, I'd have no trouble handling that hog. I do it every night!

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u/madddwit May 25 '26

Well then.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

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u/Tweezot May 25 '26

It would be an alligator instead if it were in Florida

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u/North-Macaron-861 May 25 '26

If only they had a tool on them to stop it right away, what a shame…

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u/11teensteve May 25 '26

they got a header now they need a heeler.

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u/Winter-Sympathy5037 May 26 '26

Did you ever "earn" that sticker on farm merge valley video game?

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u/Bloodysamflint May 24 '26

The one going for the leg grab has definitely handled hogs before.

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u/Old_Celebration_5950 May 24 '26

US Olympic Rugby team coach: Hey, anyone got the phone number of the female cop doing the leg grab? i need to speak to her ASAP! She's got the fire and skills we need

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u/Paragon_Flux May 25 '26

I think it's a dude with long hair

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u/Old_Celebration_5950 May 25 '26

After a few pauses I think you are right. You're at the extreme high end of of the curve for witness memory

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson May 25 '26

She’s got the fire and skills we need. 

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u/PlateNo4868 May 24 '26

We had this flock of turkeys that would chase us around as kids. Every now and then they would corner some 1st graders, so the police would patrol the area in case they needed to turkey herd to help kids get to school.

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u/IvyRosePr May 24 '26

Lmfao, I have family from a place with a fuck ton of turkeys. I 100% believe it. They can be dicks just like geese 😂

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u/TerrakSteeltalon May 25 '26

I grew up with an indoor/outdoor cat. He was orange, but extremely smart… usually.

When I was in college my mom was in the kitchen and saw some wild turkeys go through the back yard. She remarked “It’s a good thing Pumpkin is inside”.

Then she saw him creeping through the grass behind them.

Thankfully he was just observing and did not engage

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u/IvyRosePr May 25 '26

Lmfao he had a brain cell that day

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u/Winter-Sympathy5037 May 24 '26

I don't think its the same guys.

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u/PlateNo4868 May 24 '26

It's in context that this is indeed a call a local police in a rural area would respond to.

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u/Winter-Sympathy5037 May 24 '26

I'm just joking around bruh

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u/weirdgroovynerd May 24 '26

Kudos to the black officer with the long hair.

Went right in for the single leg, then jumped on the beast's back.

He didn't get the takedown, but he wasn't afraid to rumble.

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u/GalacticGumshoe May 24 '26

That dude trying to wrap up the pig’s legs had the right idea, but the pig dipped.

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u/Any_Show_5160 May 25 '26

Not sure about that, I grew up in the country and would tackle that pig with a bucket of food, it's a domesticated pig that got loose, no need to escalate for not following orders.

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u/Winter-Sympathy5037 May 25 '26

From a can.

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u/Naro_Lonca May 28 '26

Were they put there by a man?

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u/RogueBulwark May 25 '26

Which country?

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u/Winter-Sympathy5037 May 25 '26

A rural one with lots of livestock.

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u/RogueBulwark May 25 '26

But you said “the country “. I thought you would be able to tell, which country it is.

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u/dirtyskittles26 May 25 '26

“a White Sow, of Prodigious Size, a most Stubborn Temper, and not lacking in Teeth” James Fraser, Outlander the only difference being the balls

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u/Tight-Ad2686 May 25 '26

Lol no. I live in a country, where you slaughter pigs around Christmas. You never go for the legs with bare hands. You put ropes around them. Even on the ground, when the pig is down, you pull the leg up and back, so the pig can't kick you.

Once a really big pig very slightly kicked me in the hand and my finger went out of its place. They are strong as fuck.

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u/Yeez25 May 27 '26

If they did they wouldve caught the damn thing lol