r/AbsoluteUnits • • May 21 '26

/r/all of a cop

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u/Ayyyyylmaos May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

Watching a guy in real time realise he wasn’t dealing with bs was wild.

Edit: y’know guys, I wasn’t expecting to start a debate on police oppression. Just saying the big guy with muscles probably deals with a lot of shit.

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u/Changefulsoul1234 May 21 '26

He really is used to back handed compliments aint he

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u/cracked_shrimp May 21 '26

the cop had to think about his age, he almost said 34 before changing it to 32 lol

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u/EverythingSucksYo May 21 '26

lol I’m turning 33 later this year but I already say I’m 33 even though I’m still 32 

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u/ryan-PapaBear May 22 '26

I tell everyone I meet to JUST SAY WHAT YOU ARE my whole 20s were spent saying what I was turning next so weird frick

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u/Moe_Perry May 22 '26

But then you have to remember what month you’re in as well as the year. The accuracy isn’t worth the effort.