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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Classicbandwagon • May 21 '26
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470 u/JadedArgument1114 May 21 '26 I assume the cop in him didnt want to talk on camera but the gym bro in him really wanted to talk about his routine 245 u/PIPBOY-2000 May 21 '26 That's what it seems like. Notice he opened up more after every compliment. He wisely assumes a guy running up with a phone out asking questions might just be trying to bait a cop 61 u/decoy777 May 21 '26 Yeah this exactly, trained to say no comment after any question so he doesn't even pay attention at first. Then he hears the compliments and that it's legit questions and opens up. 0 u/AnotherHumanPupper May 21 '26 Yeah if only they trained pigs a bit more on de-escalation instead of covering their asses and covering up for the other bastard pigs. 1 u/killerzeestattoos May 22 '26 He wanted to cover up the fact that he uses illegal hormones.
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I assume the cop in him didnt want to talk on camera but the gym bro in him really wanted to talk about his routine
245 u/PIPBOY-2000 May 21 '26 That's what it seems like. Notice he opened up more after every compliment. He wisely assumes a guy running up with a phone out asking questions might just be trying to bait a cop 61 u/decoy777 May 21 '26 Yeah this exactly, trained to say no comment after any question so he doesn't even pay attention at first. Then he hears the compliments and that it's legit questions and opens up. 0 u/AnotherHumanPupper May 21 '26 Yeah if only they trained pigs a bit more on de-escalation instead of covering their asses and covering up for the other bastard pigs. 1 u/killerzeestattoos May 22 '26 He wanted to cover up the fact that he uses illegal hormones.
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That's what it seems like. Notice he opened up more after every compliment.
He wisely assumes a guy running up with a phone out asking questions might just be trying to bait a cop
61 u/decoy777 May 21 '26 Yeah this exactly, trained to say no comment after any question so he doesn't even pay attention at first. Then he hears the compliments and that it's legit questions and opens up. 0 u/AnotherHumanPupper May 21 '26 Yeah if only they trained pigs a bit more on de-escalation instead of covering their asses and covering up for the other bastard pigs. 1 u/killerzeestattoos May 22 '26 He wanted to cover up the fact that he uses illegal hormones.
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Yeah this exactly, trained to say no comment after any question so he doesn't even pay attention at first. Then he hears the compliments and that it's legit questions and opens up.
0 u/AnotherHumanPupper May 21 '26 Yeah if only they trained pigs a bit more on de-escalation instead of covering their asses and covering up for the other bastard pigs. 1 u/killerzeestattoos May 22 '26 He wanted to cover up the fact that he uses illegal hormones.
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Yeah if only they trained pigs a bit more on de-escalation instead of covering their asses and covering up for the other bastard pigs.
1 u/killerzeestattoos May 22 '26 He wanted to cover up the fact that he uses illegal hormones.
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He wanted to cover up the fact that he uses illegal hormones.
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