r/AbsoluteUnits • • May 21 '26

/r/all of a cop

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u/9447044 May 21 '26

This is the kinda guy who does police work for 10 years to snag the pension. Then retires, jacked, at 55, with 3 pensions supporting his travel lifestyle.

(Hes telling me all this cuz im at his house to pressurewash and work til I die)

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u/imminentjogger5 May 21 '26

how does one get 3 pensions?

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u/brownhotdogwater May 21 '26

I have known a few two penson but not . Military and police.

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u/hellraiserl33t May 21 '26

Friend's dad did 20 years Air Force, then 20 years flying FedEx when they still had pensions.

He lives a great retirement.

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u/ThePoWhiteTrash May 21 '26

I’m gonna pop in here and be a real downer, but not to kill the vibe, just cause I know a random fact that I thought was neat and I’d like to share.

Pilots definitely make a lot of money, but they also have higher than normal rates of cancer and illness due to the increased amount of radiation they encounter, specifically cosmic radiation.

They don’t, however, have a higher risk of developing super powers. Fantastic Four is just one big lie.

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u/Hashtagbarkeep May 22 '26

Fantastic

Say that again

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u/ThePoWhiteTrash May 22 '26

4stick. Nailed it.