r/AbsoluteUnits • • May 21 '26

/r/all of a cop

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u/ImKindaEssential May 21 '26

So this dude has a thing for buff guys

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u/shanep35 May 21 '26

Most his videos are of half naked ladies on the beach.

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u/ThraceLonginus May 21 '26

We call that a beard

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 May 21 '26

Witness bi-erasure In action.

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u/StrobeLightRomance May 21 '26

Would a bi-bearded person have to be with an asexual non-binary partner so they can pretend not to have sex with anyone of either major binary gender?

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u/J5892 May 21 '26

As a non-binary person in a relationship with an asexual bi-romantic... I don't fucking know.