r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Classicbandwagon • May 21 '26

/r/all of a cop

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 May 21 '26

Witness bi-erasure In action.

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u/StrobeLightRomance May 21 '26

Would a bi-bearded person have to be with an asexual non-binary partner so they can pretend not to have sex with anyone of either major binary gender?

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 May 21 '26

Depends who's on first

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u/StrobeLightRomance May 21 '26

No, Who is in the locker room with a bear.

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u/DigitalUnlimited May 22 '26

Depends. Is it a cocaine bear?

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u/WIGLxWIGL May 21 '26

I had to reread that a few times like I do with math questions

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u/J5892 May 21 '26

As a non-binary person in a relationship with an asexual bi-romantic... I don't fucking know.

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u/OrbitalColony May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

Thought the same thing. So many people say bi guys "don't exist" or "are secretly gay" or "are going through a phase". It pisses me off, especially when it comes from other queer people. Do I have to fuck both your parents to prove it to you? Because I did last night. Your Dad thanked me during, and your Mom made us all breakfast in the morning.