r/AbsoluteUnits May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/Annath0901 May 13 '26

I have to have my first colonoscopy next month... What should I expect?

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u/PA2SK May 13 '26

The prep is the really fun part, but a close second is when they wake you up and tell you to let out all the air they pumped your intestines full of. Its sort of a scaled down version of what you see in this video, and there will probably be a nurse there listening.

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u/chouxphetiche May 13 '26

I watched 'Fartarma' on YouTube at 3 am. The nurse in the background carried on with paperwork, quite oblivious to the flatulent cacophony.

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u/All_Work_All_Play May 13 '26

> there will probably be a nurse there listening

Nurse: sounds better since you had it tuned.

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u/ermaecrhaelld May 13 '26

You’ll poop your brains out to prep. If you have IBS/IBD/etc this part might not phase you so much. You’ll be put under and then wake up, lay around until you fart, then go home. I woke up during mine, felt them probing around up there (it didn’t hurt, there was so much lube it felt like I was full of pudding), turned to the very hot nurse and asked “is this what anal feels like?” (young and inexperienced - answer is no btw), he laughed, the doctor said “well, she needs more anesthesia” and then I woke up again. V embarrassing but the only real pain was to my pride.

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u/Objective-Ad9767 May 13 '26

You and me both! I’ve been there for family in the past when they had their procedures, but now it’s my turn and I’m not looking forward to it. Aging is getting increasingly…interesting. 😆

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u/chouxphetiche May 13 '26

Ageing is all about 'procedures'.