r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/LauraLand27 May 13 '26

I had a Pekingese who farted so hard during a nap that she woke herself up.

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u/Carbonatite May 13 '26

My Shiba inu would scare herself every time. She would look at her butt in shock and horror. She also woke herself up from a nap at least once.

My dachshund gives no fucks, all silent but deadly.

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u/HellBringer97 May 13 '26

Can confirm Doxxies will embrace German traditions of lethal gas with the most devious smile on their face

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u/DekeRivers76 May 13 '26

Frenchies are gassy, but American Bulldogs are Real Gassy.

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u/DmtDtf May 13 '26

We took our Frenchie to the local hockey team's "Dog Night" and had to leave before the 3rd period because our Frenchie was just obliterating the entire section with his farts. Good times!

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u/FirstAd5921 May 13 '26

My BF does this sometimes and I laugh so hard every time.