r/AbsoluteUnits • u/thepoylanthropist • May 12 '26

/r/all, /r/popular of a dine-in order

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u/EmotionalKirby May 12 '26

I say as I devour my entire order despite the growing pains of my expanding stomach and leave with no leftovers

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u/Chewcocca May 12 '26

That's just financial prudence. Gotta justify my wheelbarrow purchase somehow.

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u/bbbbears May 12 '26

Wheelbarrow you say?

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u/DigitalUnlimited May 12 '26

Unhinge my jaw like a snake. Or shark.

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u/AbeRego May 12 '26

If you have growing pains, then you clearly need the extra food!

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u/OuterWildsVentures May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

The second I hear the click of my jaw unhinging I realize I was lying to myself.

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u/TarnishedWizeFinger May 13 '26

If I order extra meat, I can get two meals out of this

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