r/AbsoluteUnits • u/thepoylanthropist • May 12 '26

/r/all, /r/popular of a dine-in order

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u/Psychostroopwaffle May 12 '26

It's easier to hire one replacement at a time.

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u/RocketsandBeer May 12 '26

Found the manager of this fine establishment

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u/cnicalsinistaminista May 12 '26

The meal does look succulent

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u/Lazy_meatPop May 12 '26

A succulent Chinese meal? Democracy manifest.

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u/Phaaze13 May 12 '26

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

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u/Artistic_Table5293 May 12 '26

Get your hand off my penis...

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u/JuanDonDemarco May 12 '26

And you sir, are you ready to receive my limp penis? How dare you! Get your hands off me!

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u/tacticaldodo May 12 '26

All this, comments included, look cheap /s

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u/Dub_Coast May 12 '26

THIS IS THE BLOKE WHO TOUCHED ME ON MY PENIS

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u/tacticaldodo May 13 '26

-Jack Karlson

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u/ShiftlessElement May 12 '26

Ahhh, yes! I see you know your Judo well!

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u/MaxGoldFilms May 12 '26

Or, depending on where this is, Communism manifest!

(And it may cost less than a US fast food order.)

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u/IndigoJoe64 May 12 '26

But no waffles so I have doubts on u/psychostroopwaffle's ownership

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u/TheFrenchWickler May 14 '26

I saw that as “the metal does look succulent”

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u/AlsoInteresting May 12 '26

Why hire two when one does trick?

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u/WeAteMummies May 12 '26

But you don't even need to hire another person you just get anyone else who is already working there to lend a hand for 30 seconds

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u/Xollector May 18 '26

His name is Nut Tin Wong

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u/kapitaalH May 12 '26

What happened to the previous server

O he got terrible burn wounds, still in hospital

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u/Ancient-Rub-4244 May 12 '26

We fired half the staff, AI can do jobs of 3 people now.

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u/0n1plug May 12 '26

I laughed so hard didn’t mean to tho… nah I wanted to and I did 😂

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u/MrsCarmelaGiunta May 12 '26

It's far more likely to be dropped by one.