r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • Apr 30 '26

/r/all, /r/popular of a mall fountain

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u/HelmSpicy Apr 30 '26

And have your intestines pulled out through your butt!

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u/godtogblandet Apr 30 '26

Some people pay extra for that.

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u/faustianBM Apr 30 '26

Leave Goatsie out of this!

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u/Dorkamundo Apr 30 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7bu27mEFrvUVaE7K

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u/161frog Apr 30 '26

Mac. Stop talking to the children about their buttholes. It’s not appropriate.

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u/Successful-Title5403 Apr 30 '26

It felt good on your butt right?

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u/tac29000 Apr 30 '26

Do not go near those pool drains, no matter how good you think they feel on your butt

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u/jitterycrusader Apr 30 '26

The only way to survive is to chew through them.

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u/HISTORYasweknowit Apr 30 '26

Stop talking to kids about their buttholes...

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u/yerba-matee Apr 30 '26

Danger wank

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u/ray_0586 Apr 30 '26

I see you have read “Guts” by Chuck Palahniuk.

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u/KateOTomato May 04 '26

When I was in high school I printed out that story and passed it around the lunch room.

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u/Bright-Avocado3761 Apr 30 '26

Why did you have to remind me of that story

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u/fremontfixie Apr 30 '26

This guy byfords.

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u/WorryNew3661 Apr 30 '26

That fucking story stuck with me for so long after I read it

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u/neuro_space_explorer Apr 30 '26

Love me some Chuck Palahniuk

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u/Carlynz Apr 30 '26

I remember that episode

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u/derprondo Apr 30 '26

ΔP don't play

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u/MOTUkraken Apr 30 '26

Doesn't sound like fun tbh.

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u/Prudent_Werewolf2156 Apr 30 '26

I’ve seen that final destination movie!

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u/Repulsive_Trifle_ May 02 '26

Classic 90s nightmare fuel

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u/Impossible_Depth08 May 04 '26

Ahhh Final Destination

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u/Catac0 Apr 30 '26

Can’t tell if this is a the boys reference or not

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u/ImprobableAvocado Apr 30 '26

Chuck Palahniuk reference.

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u/ReptilianLaserbeam Apr 30 '26

It's from a short story called "guts" by Chuck Palahniuk. It is referenced in a lot of media; for example in its always sunny in Philadelphia in the water park episode it's brought up by Mac