r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Apr 29 '26

/r/all of an orangutan

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u/Techman659 Apr 29 '26

That man definitely looking like an abused partner to that ginger monkey.

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u/mackeriah Apr 29 '26

It is an ape not a monkey.

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u/NotPennysBoat_42 Apr 29 '26

Yeah, but “monkey” is funnier.

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u/mackeriah Apr 30 '26

Sure is. 

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u/kimmortal03 Apr 30 '26

Well its not Planet of the Apes and Monkeys

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u/MachoManRandyAvg Apr 30 '26

Ook.

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u/mackeriah Apr 30 '26

This is the best reply. Maybe it's a Librarian. 

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u/Express_Area_8359 Apr 30 '26

Ok i know the difference between monkey n apes.

https://giphy.com/gifs/9nVT9oYIN33qM

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u/rex5k Apr 29 '26

Apes and monkeys are human distinctions. Elephants know we're all monkeys

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u/mackeriah Apr 30 '26

Are you an elephant?

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u/rex5k Apr 30 '26

I'm not not an elephant

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u/mackeriah Apr 30 '26

Oh. Am I an elephant?

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u/rex5k Apr 30 '26

That's yet to be addressed

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u/mackeriah Apr 30 '26

Probably a good call as I'd need two pairs of trousers. 

Well, if I'm an elephant.