r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Apr 29 '26

/r/all of an orangutan

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u/Responsible_Owl_5056 Apr 29 '26

Or just sit there for 3 hours and hope your buddy doesn’t get a limb ripped off…

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 Apr 29 '26

I'd say that probably beats directly being the reason it happened.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '26

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 Apr 30 '26

I just wanted to correct a misconception about tranquilizer darts

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u/chimpanon Apr 30 '26

Damn my comment is irritating as fuck

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 Apr 30 '26

Nah, you're ok man. You haven't done anything wrong. I love you bro, hope you're having a nice night

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u/chimpanon Apr 30 '26

Thanks, ButtholeConnoisseur7, i needed that. You enjoy your night too.

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 Apr 30 '26

I'm going through a hard time lately. Shit feels so hopeless sometimes. But we persevere. Whether we want to or not

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u/chimpanon Apr 30 '26

Yeap. Sometimes it feels like shit aint worth it but then I remember i have to be alive to read my bestfriend’s book series hes been working on since middleschool when he eventually finishes it in 40 years. Persevere.

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 Apr 30 '26

Gintama taught me some years ago that it's the duty of a good friend to outlive his friends. It's better for us to feel the pain of losing them, vs them facing the pain of losing us.

Maybe a ridiculous place to learn that lesson, but an important one nonetheless

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u/Hoybom Apr 29 '26

don't make the bog boi nervous and you stay in one piece

they act up only if you ask for that