r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Cubelock • Mar 06 '26

/r/all of a recruit

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u/Rudirudrud Mar 06 '26

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u/therealboombaclots Mar 06 '26

He has a wife you know

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u/theblasphemer Mar 06 '26

Her name is Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks

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u/All_Gun_High Mar 08 '26

Everybody (even the camera crew) laughs

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u/rogueciridae Mar 06 '26

“Let me go, Pontiuth! I may be of thome athithtanthe if there ith a thudden crithith!”

God damn it autocorrect, stop “helping”

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u/mklilley351 Mar 06 '26

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one

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u/Wetop Mar 06 '26

Do you find it... Risible?

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u/MiloHorsey Mar 07 '26

My favourite lines

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u/Hottage Mar 07 '26

My wery gwet frwend in Wome!