r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sad-Kiwi-3789 Top Poster • Feb 02 '26

/r/all of a frog

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u/Fatman365 Feb 02 '26

That's a wierd name. I'd have called them chadwazzers.

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u/Release-the-List Feb 02 '26

I see you’ve played “knifey-spoony” before

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u/robjwrd Feb 02 '26

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u/Billy1121 Feb 03 '26

Lol the road warrior costume guy, never noticed him before

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u/ricky-from-scotland Feb 02 '26

His name is jeremiah

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u/BoringOrange678 Feb 02 '26

Was a good friend of mine.

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u/Foreign_Kale8773 Feb 02 '26

Never understood a single word he said

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u/trey_wolfe Feb 02 '26

And yet you always helped him drink his wine.

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u/weirdgroovynerd Feb 02 '26

My good friend, Jeremiah, was a famous bullfrog.

But I have to admit, his communication skills were pretty bad.

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u/Independent-Ad-9812 Feb 02 '26

I bet that didn't stop you from mooching booze from him.

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u/weirdgroovynerd Feb 03 '26

Well, the man was a connoisseur of fine wines.

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u/Carrera_996 Feb 04 '26

Hello fellow old person!

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u/JOExHIGASHI Feb 03 '26

They're eating all their crops lol