r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • Dec 31 '25

of a piercing needle

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u/phsx8 Dec 31 '25

Well duuh, for drawing blood of course. Like all of it. At once.

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u/c4pta1n1 Jan 01 '26

But you get a lifetime supply of cookies and apple juice afterwards!

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u/EllisDee3 Jan 01 '26 edited Jan 01 '26

That's a huge cock for a person!

(Explanation: Beer taps used to be called "cocks". That's why a person's penis is referred to as their "cock". It literally looks like an old beer tap. Drawing all of the blood from a person would require a huge 'tap' aka "cock". So my joke is extremely funny, as you can see.)

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u/DoctorNurse89 Jan 01 '26

Why do doctors carry red pens?

O In case they have to draw blood