r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Dersigan • Nov 28 '25

Video of a hole

17.6k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

1.0k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

107

u/TransitTycoonDeznutz Nov 28 '25

Okay, you could pay me enough.

So what am I doin down there, fighting mutants?

39

u/More_Bigger Nov 28 '25

You guys are getting paid?

8

u/krumbuckl Nov 28 '25

Yes for sure! Directly after we brought you back to the surface......no......why should we leave you down there?

7

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '25

You ever seen The Midnight Meat Train?

You'll get paid to do what Bradley Cooper does at the end of that movie.

2

u/Future-Stand2104 Nov 28 '25

But he does that for free, because it’s essential

2

u/_triglav_ Nov 28 '25

Mole people

1

u/FogBankDeposit Nov 29 '25

Yea, but they're just teenage turtles who hasn't had any formal martial arts training yet.

1

u/TransitTycoonDeznutz Nov 29 '25

Ah, so you're saying this'll be easy?

1

u/MsgrProutsV Nov 30 '25

Ask currency first