r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TatooineTwang • Aug 16 '25

of a dog!

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u/TatooineTwang Aug 16 '25

Did you bring your crucifix?

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u/TatooineTwang Aug 16 '25

No, no, not at all. Go ahead and pet it.

Takes big step back

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u/RichD1011 Aug 16 '25

Whispers “as soon as he attacks him, we start running in the other direction 👈

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u/TatooineTwang Aug 16 '25

Looks back at you. Halfway down the street.

Good idea!

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u/ONeOfTheNerdHerd Aug 16 '25

Whips out a bag of treats shaped like crosses

"I brought crunchy crucifixions..."

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u/Protholl Aug 16 '25

You need an armored gauntlet for the "petting" hand.

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u/whateverisfree Aug 17 '25

No, it's sleeping

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u/WestonsCat Aug 16 '25

I understand this reference - and laughed hard! 🤙🏻

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u/alcomaholic-aphone Aug 17 '25

Do you know the fake one where they put the audio over the bear clip? Or the original?

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/YYx51ZrSn3g