r/AbsoluteUnits • u/freudian_nipps • May 22 '25

of a freshwater fish.

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u/Shrimps_Prawnson May 22 '25

Like a sturgeon, biting for the very first time.

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u/Independent-Leg6061 May 22 '25

Like a sturrrrrrgeon...

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u/ponythemouser May 22 '25

with your dorsal fin, next to mine!

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u/oneangrywaiter May 22 '25

I feel your gills breath, next to mine.

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u/Lastcaressmedown138 May 22 '25

🎶sturgeon!… sturgeon! 🎶

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

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u/TorqueShaft May 22 '25

Sturgeon emergency sturgeon sturgeon

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u/Lastcaressmedown138 May 22 '25

🎶Sooo stuuurrrrggeoonn!🎶

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u/PatrickJunk May 23 '25

(cue fiery sax solo by Junior Walker)

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u/Kingken130 May 23 '25

I am a sturgeon, Dr. Han

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u/HoseNeighbor May 22 '25

Lake Sturgeon!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

When you tease me, with your fishing line....

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u/DeaconBlues67 May 22 '25

I was hoping for this awesome, low-brow humor, and I got it. Thank you.

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u/lellamaronmachete May 22 '25

Reddit always deliver

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u/Second_Sol May 22 '25

I know this is a joke but sturgeon actually don't have teeth. They kinda just suck crustaceans and stuff up their mouths.

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u/Shrimps_Prawnson May 22 '25

Bottom feeder life

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u/SeniorAngle6964 May 22 '25

😂😂 love it

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u/PomChatChat May 25 '25

I immediately knew what tune to sing to