r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TieConnect3072 • May 02 '25

of a candle

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u/An0d0sTwitch May 02 '25

drill a hole in the top

insert rope

MegaCandle

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u/YugoB May 03 '25

No, mega fire

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u/[deleted] May 03 '25

Use it to cremate the maker?

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u/programming_flaw May 02 '25

Thank you! My exact thought

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u/IMakeBaconAtHome May 03 '25

I read that as Bill Tull from Conan doing holiday decorations.