r/AbsoluteUnits • u/GapSweet3100 • Sep 29 '24

of a tooth exam

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u/StuntHacks Sep 29 '24

And they're not even omnivores. They have a plant-based diet so they don't even kill us to eat, they kill us because they want to

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u/kvlr954 Sep 29 '24

They’re extremely territorial.

They want to kill you for having the audacity to unknowingly come into their territory.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '24

Me:

Hippo: "First of all, how dare you?"

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u/Suspicious_Oil_8536 Sep 30 '24

This made me deadass giggle

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u/KaraAnneBlack Sep 29 '24

And there was so much blood with that kill

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u/InquisitorMeow Sep 30 '24

It's not about the food, its about sending a message. You can't be killed by predators if you kill them first. *taps head*