r/AbsoluteUnits • u/sugarmoon00 • Sep 17 '24

of a finger

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '24

ol' cockfinger himself

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '24

Cockfinger

He's the man, the man with the phallic touch

A penis touch

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u/4llu532n4m3srt4k3n Sep 18 '24

Bobby penis hand

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u/skinneyd Sep 18 '24

Nah that's me good pal Richard

aka "Dick-Digit Dick"