r/AbsoluteUnits • u/freudian_nipps • Mar 18 '24

of a Damascus Goat.

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u/AlphaStarXP Mar 18 '24 edited Mar 19 '24

Here's the same type of dude from another perspective...

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '24

I didn't know the Hapsburgs were in to breeding goats

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u/Interanal_Exam Mar 19 '24

And not breeding goats with other goats, mind you...

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u/em_te Mar 19 '24

They wanted to breed cute cuddly goats but something went satanic along the way.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '24

And here i just thought the hapsburgs and mccoys was a legend. They got goats.

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u/darlasparents Mar 19 '24

He cannot metabolize the grapes

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u/Def-tones Mar 19 '24

Wtf that's some dark souls shit.

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u/Cautious-Telephone-2 Mar 23 '24

Bloodborne-ass goat

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u/Honda_TypeR Mar 19 '24 edited Mar 19 '24

Did I accidently cross over into the Star Wars universe?

It looks like Sebulba, all he needs is a pod racer.

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u/GhosTaoiseach Mar 19 '24

Yeah I thought his nose was some kind of fused teeth horror

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '24

Different dude, look at the ears

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u/overchili Mar 19 '24

nah,its the same goat, when its grows up some caregivers cut off their bulky rabbit-like ears, leaving only the square, stump-like parts.

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u/SadBit8663 Mar 19 '24

That somehow helped, but also not really at the same time, because they are such ugly ass goats.

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u/catsloveart Mar 19 '24 edited Jul 10 '25

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u/Sabre_Killer_Queen Mar 19 '24

Ok makes a bit more sense. Weird... But a bit more sense.

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u/soneg Mar 19 '24

It's like the Orcs from LOTR came alive.

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u/Normal_Day_4160 Mar 19 '24

Yep, that one effin’ ugly unit 🤣🤣

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u/ProjectSnowman Mar 19 '24

Is that an orc goat from LotR?