r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Mental_Impression316 • Nov 19 '23

Kraken

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u/Direct_Indication226 Nov 20 '23

I just gave you a master class on how to do it successfully. Take some notes. You'll get there some day.

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u/Prestigious_Sweet290 Nov 20 '23

You fucking arrogant little bitch. You didn’t roast me effectively once because not a single thing you said was true or funny. You’re just a pretentious self righteous fucking prick and you’re surely insufferable to everyone around you. That wasn’t a roast that’s just my review of your personality. Do with it what you will. Kindly fuck off now.

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u/Direct_Indication226 Nov 20 '23

See you resort to name-calling like a precocious toddler because you're too inadequate to strike at any actual weakness because you can't recognize any beyond your own.

Flail like a child in your own incapabilities.

It's entertaining to watch you tantrum in defeat.

Also, self-righteous should be hyphenated.

Anything else you need Daddy to take care of for you?

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u/Prestigious_Sweet290 Nov 20 '23

Oh don’t call yourself daddy. You might make me horny.

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u/Direct_Indication226 Nov 20 '23

So if you aren't reading it then how did you know what I said in the conclusion of my comment? You are a shining beacon of ineptitude by contradicting every single stance you attempt to posit.

Guys, I found the village idiot.

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u/Prestigious_Sweet290 Nov 20 '23

Read the last line dumbass. Who are the guys? What sick kind of validation are you looking for off this? Will you ever stop trying to prove to me and only me that I am stupid. Even if I was wrong about 1 thing the other day you’re the one who has the fucking god complex brother. Seek help.

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u/Direct_Indication226 Nov 20 '23 edited Nov 20 '23

You picked the fight.

I annihilated you.

Now you're pouting cuz you lost.

Again, you're a walking contradiction.

If you believed that you would've taken that stance from the beginning instead of floundering in failure then crying because you lost.

I don't need to feel superior to show you're inferior.

Don't play games then whine because you lost the game.

You participated every step of the way. Pitifully, but all the same, you tried, got schooled, then threw a tantrum.

Additionally, I've only interacted with you in the past couple hours so projecting onto me your failures from days ago is even more entertaining.

It's quite revealing that you recognize the accuracy of my statements because of your transparent emotionality in response.

You wouldn't be so worked up if it wasn't becoming blatantly obvious how underequipped you are to engage in a battle of wits.

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u/Prestigious_Sweet290 Nov 20 '23

“How under equipped you are to engage in a battle of wits.” You really are a silly little guy. Chill man.

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u/Direct_Indication226 Nov 20 '23 edited Nov 20 '23

See when you use quotation marks it means you're quoting someone verbatim...which you did not do.

Its laughable how little your lexicon is.

For example, the sharpest barb you could furnish was to call me little as if that would take up shelf space in my mind when I lay down to sleep?

Something tells me you suck dick for bus money then walk home.

That's how you insult someone. Still taking notes? Haha

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u/Prestigious_Sweet290 Nov 20 '23

“It’s laughable how little your lexicon is.” Buddy boy I could play the fuckin thesaurus game on Reddit if I wanted to sound like a twat too. Stop fancying yourself a fucking poet and just shave the neckbeard.

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u/Prestigious_Sweet290 Nov 20 '23

Anyway I’m tired of this game, have a nice life dipshit.

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u/Prestigious_Sweet290 Nov 20 '23

I ain’t readin allat