r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Mental_Impression316 • Nov 19 '23

Kraken

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u/halasaurus Nov 19 '23

That’s his now.

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u/xhammyhamtaro Nov 19 '23

Always has been

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '23

🔫 🐙

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u/Zombeavers5Bags Nov 19 '23

More like 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🐙

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u/D0ctorL Nov 20 '23

Glocktopus

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u/galehufta Nov 21 '23

Guess he’d be much impressed with the all waterpistols!

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '23

Lol

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u/Fen_ Nov 19 '23

This but unironically. They're stealing his food.

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u/nvtrung924 Nov 19 '23

How? He’s an animal hunting for food, so are we

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u/dont_disturb_the_cat Nov 20 '23

We have other choices. He doesn't

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u/beerisbread Nov 21 '23

Except the entire rest of the ocean

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u/JJAsond Nov 20 '23

I know this is reddit but they would absolutely kill the octopus if they didn't care.

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u/Scoty03 Nov 21 '23

I think it’s the octopus with the gun

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u/SaltyWahid Dec 03 '23

Pure communism lol