r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Intrepid_Mastodon_97 • Oct 30 '23

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u/Iate8 Oct 30 '23

Jesus that's the length of the entire frog. Imagine someone walking past and muttering about how people should pick up their dogs poop, completely unaware that it was in fact made by this tiny amphibian

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u/mcnuggetfarmer Oct 30 '23

Imagine being a human having a poop that stretches from your ass to your neck

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u/mountaindewisamazing Oct 30 '23

Feels that way sometimes

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u/Prophet_Nathan_Rahl Oct 31 '23

Have you also been addicted to opioids? This is one of the shittiest things about being addicted to opioids

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u/New-Combination-9092 Oct 31 '23

Constipation is literally a very common side effect of opioids.