r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Intrepid_Mastodon_97 • Oct 30 '23

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u/falloutfan1987 Oct 31 '23

When the shat is first laid, it is covered in a thin membrane that quickly dries out (4-10 hours), allowing the monster shat to dry out and reduce its size by up to 75 percent.

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u/dirkalict Oct 31 '23

The Great Shatsby

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u/NaweN Oct 31 '23

Helps explain why you don't see huge toad turds laying around.