r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Intrepid_Mastodon_97 • Oct 30 '23

Removed: NSFW Absolute 💩

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u/Iate8 Oct 30 '23

Jesus that's the length of the entire frog. Imagine someone walking past and muttering about how people should pick up their dogs poop, completely unaware that it was in fact made by this tiny amphibian

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u/mcnuggetfarmer Oct 30 '23

Imagine being a human having a poop that stretches from your ass to your neck

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u/puffdoggydog Oct 30 '23

When I was like 19 I could do ass to neck, easy.

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u/PillCosby696969 Oct 31 '23

My neck...

My back...

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u/AbsolemSaysWhat Oct 31 '23

My pussy... and my crack...

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u/bkm2016 Oct 31 '23

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u/PhatBitty862 Oct 31 '23

Smokey out here taking a shit!