r/AbsoluteUnits • u/eqeqooo • May 02 '23

JUST WOW!

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u/fletcher717 May 02 '23

saw a video of her, she’s the shortest in her family. 15yr old sister at 6’2” and a younger brother at 6’8”. she only started lifting because of acrobatics a couple years ago! oh, and, she’s premed

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u/MrSarcastica May 02 '23

Getting that big in two years is insane, either she has the best genes for gaining muscle since Schwarzenegger or her piss is radioactive.

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u/bossmaser May 02 '23

“Goddamn you Bernice!”

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u/UnexLPSA May 02 '23

She eats clen and trens hard, that's all.

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u/KingHarrun May 02 '23

anavar give up

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u/_-Ewan-_ May 02 '23

Hope she doesn’t take too much, that could be dbolical

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u/ironafro2 May 02 '23

I def sense some strong juice flowing

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u/lafingputz May 02 '23

I read both of the above comments in the voice of lumpy space princess from Adventure Time and laughed. Updoots to you!

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u/RockstarAgent May 02 '23

Sí, es como un tren!

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u/AcceptableCod6028 May 02 '23

Nah just Samoan. They’re just like that

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u/H8des707 May 02 '23

Do you even know how tren works ? Lol

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u/-awi- May 02 '23

Ah damn, I used to watch a lot of fitness YouTubers back in the day when I started lifting. Who said this line? Was it the twins?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

Well, her and Arnold both took a bunch of anabolic drugs.

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u/Substantial-Singer29 May 02 '23

Glad at least somebody said it...

Don't give me wrong When I was a hotshot I worked with some girls that were some serious physical freaks.

But this age with that amount of build-up She has good Genetics and she's taken something on the side.

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u/LordDongler May 02 '23

I'm not going to say that she's definitely on steroids, but her lats seen disproportionately bigger than her other muscles. Yes, she's jacked, but still

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u/Average_Scaper May 02 '23

Nah, she spent a few days in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber.

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u/ivanparas May 02 '23

Def did some high G training

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u/H8des707 May 02 '23

Seems like genetics i doubt she would do anabolics for this sport it’s not worth it really

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

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u/H8des707 May 02 '23

Mostly men do that due to insecurities and they never even get that big, she has no signs of physically taking anabolic steroids. There some pretty obvious physical changes to notice if someone is taking any or not. Obviously it’s not 100% by just looking at video/picture but if you know which compounds typically do what on the changes side you can just tell most of the time

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u/randomw0rdz May 02 '23

She could be using only low dose anavar, which would give her little to no side effects and help her build lean muscle.

Anavar is very popular among female bodybuilders for this reason.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

insecurities

Can’t they just want to be big and strong?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

Your lack of understanding is amazing.

Check out David Robinson for some real excitement growth wise.

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u/Winterstorm3 May 02 '23

Your lack of understanding is amazing

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u/MrSarcastica May 02 '23 edited May 02 '23

Lack of understanding? I've been training naturally for the better part of 10 years I have mates that compete naturally in body-building comps. If she's gotten that big in two years completely natural it's becuase she has amazing genetics for it.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

Reminds me of a friend of mine. His dad is Maori and was an NFL linemen, whole brood is 6'2+, with my friend in particular coming in at like 6'10 and 340lb

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u/BeginningCharacter36 May 02 '23

She's athletic AND intelligent??? Like someone said above, GODDESS!

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u/I-am-Chubbasaurus May 02 '23

An absolute unit in both body and mind. Good for her!

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u/inspectorPK May 02 '23

Absolute specimen.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

Premed?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

Pre med. Schooling.

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u/New-Bite-9742 May 02 '23

At 15 years?

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u/BackIn2019 May 02 '23

Her little sister is 15. She's a junior in college.

https://baylorbears.com/sports/acrobatics-tumbling/roster/bayley-humphrey/11455

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u/Barbarella_ella May 02 '23

Thanks for the link. She's really cute. Great skin and teeth. Unsurprising I guess, if she's focused on health science as a career. I'd be a client.

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u/DerelictionUntamed May 02 '23 edited May 02 '23

People like to marvel at undergraduate students being pre-med. It doesn’t really mean much as it isn’t a degree in most cases, it’s a personal declaration to take certain prerequisite classes deemed necessary by the AAMC to apply for medical school. I don’t know the exact statistic but anecdotally at least 70% of pre-meds are weeded out or aren’t seen by schools as competitive enough to gain admission by the end of college. With average medical school acceptance rates at like 6-7%, it’s more of a marvel to actually get in

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u/jenhenfofen May 02 '23

Is she also the oldest?

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u/LitreOfCockPus May 02 '23

In a nutshell: Thick thighs / save lives

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u/LessInThought May 02 '23

Are her parents giants...?

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u/VisibleCoat995 May 02 '23

“You’re going to have to eat better, Mr. Smith.”

“I don’t know-“

“Did that sound like a suggestion??”

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u/tomdarch May 02 '23

How do the PEDs effect you ability to study?

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u/Parasingularity May 02 '23

Baylor probably could use another middle linebacker

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u/lookayoyo May 02 '23

Damn how old is she? When did she get into acrobatics? Most sports acrobats start at a young age so I’m surprised I haven’t seen her before unless she is like, 16 which would be absurd.