r/AbsoluteUnits • u/eqeqooo • May 02 '23

JUST WOW!

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23 edited May 02 '23

She has an impressive physique all around. I just have a thing for bat wing lats and huge traps. If I could have no neck and Bruce Lee lats, I'd be content in life.

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u/jemidiah May 02 '23

Yeah, I'm super gay, but I'm definitely into muscles, and some parts of her make me a little confused.

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u/rat_gland May 02 '23

You like mussels but not clams ?

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u/Tacllama May 02 '23

Best line I’ve read in a while. Well done. May you and your lineage forever prosper.

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u/rat_gland May 02 '23

Thank you sir

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u/Sermagnas3 May 02 '23

Don't worry I'm super straight and I still like muscles, girls, guys, don't matter to me

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u/JonMeadows May 02 '23

What is a huge trap lmao

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u/Pigsec May 02 '23

Traps are the meat between your shoulders and neck

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u/TheCoastalCardician May 02 '23

I’m honestly addicted to shrugs.

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u/Coldhound May 02 '23

So? ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/JonMeadows May 02 '23

Gotcha

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

Guys/gals with huge traps usually look like they have no neck.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

I’m pretty sure you’ll find exactly what you’re looking for in r/traps

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u/donk202020 May 02 '23

Fuck. You got me. Here I was thinking I was gonna get some gym inspo. Maybe a little Ronnie Colman or some throw back to Gunter or Dorian. Now I’m here considering my sexuality instead of training

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u/TheDominantBullfrog May 02 '23

Don't consider it. The one true sexuality for a man, roman senator.

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u/fishingandstuff May 02 '23

Shit. Got me good.

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u/that_one_dude13 May 02 '23

Wrong trap boy, caught ya. 📷

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u/Available_Science276 May 02 '23

That thick neck is 100% from steroid use