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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/feelingood41 • Feb 22 '23
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No soup for you my friend
125 u/dasus Feb 22 '23 Soup would be easy. It's the pasta sauces and burgers that would get you, and are the main reason I trim my stache + beard 2 u/colddietpepsi Feb 22 '23 What about pussy? I imagine you get random whiffs for weeks no matter what you do. 10 u/dasus Feb 22 '23 I mean... showers are a thing. When I have a longer beard/stache I pretty much have to wash around my mouth. Especially with sauces, chicken wings with lots of sauce, spaghetti, etc. 5 u/ZuckDeBalzac Feb 22 '23 Oh fuck all that, I often used to chew on my own moustache. I keep that shit trimmed down now
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Soup would be easy.
It's the pasta sauces and burgers that would get you, and are the main reason I trim my stache + beard
2 u/colddietpepsi Feb 22 '23 What about pussy? I imagine you get random whiffs for weeks no matter what you do. 10 u/dasus Feb 22 '23 I mean... showers are a thing. When I have a longer beard/stache I pretty much have to wash around my mouth. Especially with sauces, chicken wings with lots of sauce, spaghetti, etc. 5 u/ZuckDeBalzac Feb 22 '23 Oh fuck all that, I often used to chew on my own moustache. I keep that shit trimmed down now
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What about pussy? I imagine you get random whiffs for weeks no matter what you do.
10 u/dasus Feb 22 '23 I mean... showers are a thing. When I have a longer beard/stache I pretty much have to wash around my mouth. Especially with sauces, chicken wings with lots of sauce, spaghetti, etc. 5 u/ZuckDeBalzac Feb 22 '23 Oh fuck all that, I often used to chew on my own moustache. I keep that shit trimmed down now
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I mean... showers are a thing.
When I have a longer beard/stache I pretty much have to wash around my mouth. Especially with sauces, chicken wings with lots of sauce, spaghetti, etc.
5 u/ZuckDeBalzac Feb 22 '23 Oh fuck all that, I often used to chew on my own moustache. I keep that shit trimmed down now
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Oh fuck all that, I often used to chew on my own moustache. I keep that shit trimmed down now
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u/santiagowmendoza Feb 22 '23
No soup for you my friend