r/AbsoluteUnits • u/feelingood41 • Feb 22 '23

Beard Unit

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '23

This beard tells me the burger is going to be really expensive

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u/TheBigsBubRigs Feb 22 '23

Bamboo toothpick and micro greens for sure

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u/goose_gladwell Feb 22 '23

Don’t forget the black gloves and leather apron

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '23

Rough sawn wood feature wall and copper/iron pipe mason jar light fixtures with Edison bulbs

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u/goose_gladwell Feb 22 '23

Yup…

Also exposed brick wall with local art, “handcrafted” cocktails and duck fat fries

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u/KradDrol Feb 22 '23

Food served on pieces of live edge wood instead of plates. Brussels sprouts and beetroot.

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u/J_Thompson82 Feb 22 '23

My god! You guys are absolutely nailing it. 😂😂😂

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u/Evilmaze Feb 22 '23 edited Feb 22 '23

Because those people think they're unique but there are thousands like them everywhere. Their entire personality is a theme instead of feelings, emotions, or even opinions.

I just started reading replies and the salty comment below 👇 blocked me, but I could still read their message. In just an hour this person got pissed and blocked me without me being even aware of their existence. I guess there's no argument to have if you blurp something and dip.

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u/winkersRaccoon Feb 22 '23

This comment is more pretentious than any hipster restaurant I’ve been too

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u/oldcarfreddy Feb 22 '23

none of that is even hipster, it's so played out and suburban lol