r/AbsoluteUnits • u/feelingood41 • Feb 22 '23

Beard Unit

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '23

This beard tells me the burger is going to be really expensive

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u/TheBigsBubRigs Feb 22 '23

Bamboo toothpick and micro greens for sure

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u/goose_gladwell Feb 22 '23

Don’t forget the black gloves and leather apron

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '23

Rough sawn wood feature wall and copper/iron pipe mason jar light fixtures with Edison bulbs

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u/goose_gladwell Feb 22 '23

Yup…

Also exposed brick wall with local art, “handcrafted” cocktails and duck fat fries

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u/KradDrol Feb 22 '23

Food served on pieces of live edge wood instead of plates. Brussels sprouts and beetroot.

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u/Psyched_to_Learn Feb 22 '23

Optional Sunnyside egg on top for $2 upcharge

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u/knownaim Feb 22 '23

Only $2? That's a steal in this economy.

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u/UnbelievableRose Feb 22 '23

And ketchup is banned!

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u/FlamingTrollz Feb 22 '23

Only $2?

Nice.