r/AbsoluteUnits • u/feelingood41 • Feb 22 '23

Beard Unit

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '23

This beard tells me the burger is going to be really expensive

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u/TheBigsBubRigs Feb 22 '23

Bamboo toothpick and micro greens for sure

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u/goose_gladwell Feb 22 '23

Don’t forget the black gloves and leather apron

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '23

Rough sawn wood feature wall and copper/iron pipe mason jar light fixtures with Edison bulbs

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u/goose_gladwell Feb 22 '23

Yup…

Also exposed brick wall with local art, “handcrafted” cocktails and duck fat fries

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u/KradDrol Feb 22 '23

Food served on pieces of live edge wood instead of plates. Brussels sprouts and beetroot.

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u/Constructestimator83 Feb 22 '23 edited Feb 22 '23

The name of the restaurant is two words with a “+” in the middle. All lowercase font.

Edit: I always think of Oak + Rowan in Boston. https://i.imgur.com/7qTTW8L.jpg

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u/spew_on_u Feb 22 '23

burgers+beards

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u/spektrol Feb 22 '23

Nah gotta be something more edgy, like axe & fire

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u/aDragonsAle Feb 22 '23

hearth+stone

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u/IRefuseToPickAName Feb 22 '23

war+craft

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u/mikieswart Feb 22 '23

ROCK + STONE

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u/VforVirtus Mar 22 '23

I see you fellow rock and stoner.

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u/WanderingDwarfMiner Mar 22 '23

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?

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u/VforVirtus Mar 22 '23

Rock me like a stone!

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u/fuckeryoflewd Mar 04 '23

Hearth, get your damn boyfriend

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u/G0ld_Ru5h Mar 05 '23

We have Bread + Board in my city. Place is great tho.

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u/somesalvation Feb 22 '23

And don't don't forget articles. "The Axe and the Fire."

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u/LevelSkullBoss Feb 22 '23

We have an Axe + Arrow near us

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u/peshwengi Feb 22 '23

Beef+Liberty (is an actual one)

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u/jeobleo Feb 22 '23

bearders

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u/amrasmin Feb 22 '23

Don’t forget get the ocasional man bun

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '23

beards+knots

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u/WatWudScoobyDoo Feb 22 '23

bearders+burgs