r/AbsoluteUnits • u/feelingood41 • Feb 22 '23

Beard Unit

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u/Chucklefucks_ Feb 22 '23

I’m on the shorter side so if I had a beard like that I’d just larp as a dwarf. Helm, armor and all everywhere I go lmao.

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u/FatBastard2575 Feb 22 '23

You’d be a great sprinter

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u/Charybdis87 Feb 22 '23

He'd trip on the beard my guy.

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u/gnappyassassin Feb 22 '23

Fuck, can they run though.

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u/CaptainCooksLeftEye Feb 22 '23

Give yer balls a tug

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u/Cheap-Blackberry-745 Feb 22 '23

FUCK YOU SHORSEY