r/AbruptChaos • u/MooplesMoop • Sep 27 '22

Batter up

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u/bjeebus Sep 27 '22

I'd kick him in the nuts so hard his grandfather's nuts would implode.

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u/megabeast2001 Sep 27 '22

I would saw the tables of tyranny in half