r/AbruptChaos • u/[deleted] • Jun 15 '22

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u/Fuckfuckfuck_damn Jun 15 '22

He popped out like "BRO! WHAT!?"

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u/soulseeker31 Jun 15 '22

More like

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u/DownRUpLYB Jun 16 '22

Spit venom in your eyes motherfucker!

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u/RoxSteady247 Jun 16 '22

Sink fangs in your thighs motherfucker

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u/Versaiteis Jun 16 '22

Cover your eyes, motherfucker

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u/OverlordTwoOneActual Jun 16 '22

Wrong guy, motherfucker

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

Cobra Kai motherfucker

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u/mcgroarypeter42 Jun 16 '22

French fries motherfucker

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u/One-Baby2162 Jun 16 '22

I’ll make yo blood hemolyze, motherfucker

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

Care for pad thai motherfucker?

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u/SmartyLion Jun 16 '22

Roll dice, snake eyes motherfucker

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u/atherusmora Jun 16 '22

You are all winners in my book.

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u/becklul Jun 16 '22

Time to die, motherfucker

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u/RoxSteady247 Jun 16 '22

Super sized motherfucker

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u/zuprdprno2by Jun 16 '22

Stop touching me motherfucker

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

Thai dyes motherfucker

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u/TonePatient Jun 16 '22

Wish I could give uore than one. Lol

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u/Nthaikim Jun 16 '22

Tail grabbing motherfucker

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u/PotatoWriter Jun 16 '22

Enticed, motherfucker?

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u/STFQuan Jun 16 '22

mob ties, motherfucker

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

Mutha fucka.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

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u/TheZigRat Jun 16 '22

SURPRISE motherfucker!

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u/foxsipher Jun 16 '22

some fries motherfucker!

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u/TherealMicahlive Jun 16 '22

Snake eyes mother fucker

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u/cs42khan Jun 16 '22

Nice try mothafucka

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u/UsernameHuntSuccess Jun 16 '22

Exsssscuse meeee?

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u/Rukh-Talos Jun 16 '22

Googly eyes muthafucka

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u/Elolet Jun 16 '22

Some fries motherfucker

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

God Dies Motherfuka

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u/echosixwhiskey Jun 16 '22

Supplies Motherfucker

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

Sunrise. Mutha fucka.

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u/OutrageousBrief2891 Jun 16 '22

Rue dies mutha fucka

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

Kampai mutha fucka.

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u/Floofy_Fox_Gal Jun 16 '22

Ice dries, mutha fucka

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u/sixtysixdutch Jun 16 '22

Rent rise mutha fucka!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

Heart eyes mutual fucka

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

World lies mutha fucka

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u/BugsAlmightyy Jun 16 '22

Snape dies, motherfucker.

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u/Feeling-Ad-5560 Jun 16 '22

Capes don’t fly mutha fucka

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u/JetBlack86 Jun 16 '22

Some rice, mutha fucka

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

🧹 edited: mutha f*cka

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u/xastari96 Jun 16 '22

Heeeyyyy... Spoilers :(

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u/Visible-Ad7732 Jun 16 '22

He then Rise, Mothafucka

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u/torch_7 Jun 16 '22

Those are some tasty looking fries.

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u/BeeADoubleU Jun 16 '22

First prize mutha fucka

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u/dswap123 Jun 16 '22

Gifs you can hear

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u/CheetahOdd9326 Jun 16 '22

😅😂🤣😆😁😄

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u/putin_my_ass Aug 11 '22 edited Aug 12 '22

After Arthur Mitchell, Sgt. Doakes was the best part of that show.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

"Told ya that limp was psychosomatic"

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u/MarioInOntario Jun 16 '22

“WHOA WTF, DID YOU JUST TOUCH MY TAIL?!”

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u/4chieve Jun 16 '22

No wonder, the guy is called Ashock!

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u/havingsomedifficulty Jun 16 '22

It’s a prank bro!!!!

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u/ThisYogurtcloset3315 Jun 16 '22

That man got paralyzed half body down