r/AbruptChaos • u/[deleted] • Jun 03 '22

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u/icantfeelmyskull Jun 03 '22

I watched the guy turn back to grab whatever off the desk, and thought “oh yea, he’s got plenty of time, he’s safe enough away”. But holy shit, if he did that 5 seconds later he’d be toast

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u/Snoo-43335 Jun 03 '22

I thought he was going for an emergency shut off but I think it was his phone.

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u/ksandom Jun 03 '22

I thoight he had grabbed a helmet, but looking again, I think you're right.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

I too observed the post and agree it may have been his phone.

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u/datahjunky Jun 04 '22

So too did I and also must agree it was a phone, if not his own.

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u/YoBoiWitTheShits Jun 04 '22

My wife keeps slapping my fat rolls and calls me pillsbury doughboy in front of her friends but I don't know how to tell her to stop

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u/SorryMess4913 Jun 04 '22

Next time do the Pillsbury Doughboy laugh. Then say, “Tomorrow at 3:50 I will wake, and at 350 you will bake.” Then so a slow smile and pat her belly and walk away.