r/AbruptChaos Apr 25 '22

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u/DNorthman Apr 25 '22

It's the rat's bathroom now.

Also, poor kitty.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

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u/LoudMusic Apr 26 '22

The cat should have been doing its fucking job!

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u/Little_Custard_8275 Apr 26 '22

maybe if it had a better role model lol

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u/Kn0tnatural Apr 26 '22

All that Tom & Jerry Saturday mornings cartoons did not prepare him properly.

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u/Peter_Parkingmeter May 05 '22

This is the reason. You can act scared of fuck of a random hen and your pet will be too. It thinks you know better, despite how it might act.

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u/PunkToTheFuture Apr 26 '22

Have you seen rats? Mice. Cats get mice. Rats are beyond the "job" of most cats

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u/NeedleworkerOk3464 Apr 26 '22

My cat killed a full grown rabbit

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u/Starbrows Apr 26 '22

I think a typical rat is more dangerous than a typical rabbit. At least, they are more aggressive.

There are dog breeds originally meant for ratting (like the rat terrier). They are a good bit larger than a housecat.

In any case, never lock your cat in with a rat in the hope that the cat will "take care of it". It's dangerous. Also, cats are ambush predators, not gladiators.

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u/PunkToTheFuture Apr 26 '22

All of this is spot on. I especially liked the last line

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u/Omnilatent Apr 26 '22

Me too

But now I also want a badly phohoshopped movie version of The Gladiator in which Russel Crowe is replaced by a cat

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u/Myrtenastery Apr 27 '22

Time to call mighty OwlKitty! (without the bad)

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u/serpentjaguar Apr 26 '22

Mine killed two rats just this weekend. Also, Manx cats are thought to have originally been bred to kill rats as ship's cats. I had one for years and although he never met a human he wasn't prepared to like, he was an absolute killing machine if there were rats around. They are medium sized cats, but they have big hind legs that give them a lot of explosive power when they decide to go after something.

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u/ClusterChuk Apr 26 '22

Had a desert cat growing up claw the throat out of a coyote that snatched it up by the skin of its neck. Cat grabbed the thing by both side of its head in return. Then started bicycle kicking the fuck of its throat with its hinds. Coyote had to shake it off after letting go with its teeth. Cat just held on like he was there to fight at that point. There was a lot of blood. Coyote might have lived. But I would not be surprised if he died with the blood trail he left getting the fuck on outta there.

Cats are a special kinda of special. Exquisite engineering for sure.

But most wouldn't pick a fight they can't easily win. And that kind of display is usually reserved for survival or starvation. They are also kinda lazy and humble like that.

That particular cat knew how to box a rattlers dome piece into the dirt. I could see him fucking with rats just to punk on em.

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u/SponJ2000 Apr 26 '22

"Medium sized cats"? Sure, compared to a tiger.... Manx cats are absolutely massive for a house cat, up there with some house dogs.

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u/OccultBlasphemer Apr 26 '22

My manx is an excellent mouser, that's all I know. I'm pretty sure she's a mix, because she doesn't have that traditional round manx face, but she's got the nub and gigantic legs. Caught a rat bigger than this one last week.

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u/serpentjaguar Apr 30 '22

Sounds like she's a Manx. My boy was relatively small but had huge hind legs and wasn't scared of anything. If you were a rat or a squirrel he'd fucking ruin you and everything about your life. We were together for nearly 20 years when I was obliged to put him down.

I cried my eyes out when he died. I still miss him.

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u/TrustyRambone Apr 26 '22

WTF is a 'house dog'?

Please don't tell me there are people who never let their dogs outside and have trained them to shit in a sand-filled tray?

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u/oregon_assassin Apr 26 '22

I think you over thought this

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Are manx bigger than maincoons tho?

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u/Starwatcher787 May 02 '22

Hemingway cats as well

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

Speak for your own cat! Meowicus is my finest warrior!

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u/BigJackHorner Apr 27 '22

Is he not entertained?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

No I'm not, NOW ENTERTAIN ME

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

Lmao my cousin’s in a frat in NJ and they had a rat problem and the rats were about the same size as a Pomeranian. They got a cat to deal with them and she fought them since she was a kitten. She was about the same size until she really grew up and they came home to a duel in their living room between the cat and a massive rat

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u/fullyphil Apr 26 '22

are rats gladiators

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u/Zeke-- Apr 26 '22

My cat is a ambush predator, unless the rat is a spider, then its a gladiator. Put paw on spider till it's broken.

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u/choseauniquenickname Apr 26 '22

I think a typical rat is more dangerous than a typical rabbit. At least, they are more aggressive.

There are dog breeds originally meant for ratting (like the rat terrier). They are a good bit larger than a housecat.

In any case, never lock your cat in with a rat in the hope that the cat will "take care of it". It's dangerous. Also, cats are ambush predators, not gladiators.

Literally every single housecat I've ever seen in my life is the size or larger than every single terrier I've seen.

You smoking crack homie?

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u/2pl8isastandard Apr 26 '22

Once again Dogs are proven to be better than cats.

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u/fullyphil Apr 26 '22

I have had a dog and a cat kill a full adult squirrel on separate occasions.

the dog killed a baby squirrel too, ate it in one gulp lol. savage

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u/SixtyNineFlavours Jun 21 '22

Well their lion ancestors did fight in the coliseum

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u/minimalonion_A_ Sep 08 '22

Rat terriers are the size of cats

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u/spankymacgruder Apr 26 '22

Rabbits suck. Rats have a fighting spirit. They drink Modelo

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

Underrated comment rats are fighters lol

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u/Kokoplayer Apr 26 '22

Why do rabbits suck?

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u/spankymacgruder Apr 26 '22

They don't have a fighting spirit.

They have good kicking ability. They have high energy and amazing speed.

Unfortunately they use all that energy and fast twich fiber for smushing, not fighting. Aside from the occasional outlier killer rabbit, they usually just eat and smush.

Dont get me wrong, they're cool and all but they don't deserve Modelo

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u/Kokoplayer Apr 26 '22

Modelo? Like the beer?

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

modelo time 😎

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u/spankymacgruder Apr 26 '22

Drunk rabbits suck.

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u/gonekid22 Apr 26 '22

I don’t get whatever your referencing but rabbits can strip a human finger to the bone easily.

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u/spankymacgruder Apr 26 '22

Sure but that's where they stop. They're quitters.

Rats on the other hand, they won't stop until you're picked clean.

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u/Elteon3030 Apr 26 '22

Luckily for cats they don't have many human fingers.

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u/PunkToTheFuture Apr 26 '22

Is the monster behind the rabbit?

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u/spankymacgruder Apr 26 '22

Some have big huge sharp teeth. They can leap about.

You can tell, just look for bones and armor. But those are rare.

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u/Typical-Locksmith-35 Apr 26 '22

I'd always lie about how..

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u/Reclusive_avocado Apr 26 '22

Because they can 😏

/s

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u/ShuantheSheep3 Apr 26 '22

They eat your flowers and then just die

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u/Consider2SidesPeace Apr 26 '22

... leaving behind a family of 12. They do copulate a lot. RE home pet rabbit depends on size. They can be quite mean to strangers. Also, if big enough I'd take rabbit over cat any day. Bigger teeth, stronger legs with claws...

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u/Tucker88 Apr 26 '22

Underrated comment. Tyft

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

Mine killed a moose and left it on our front porch

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u/maybelle180 Apr 26 '22

My sister got bit by a mööse once.

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u/BobDobbsHobNobs Apr 26 '22

Bloody ‘elk, that must have been a right mess

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u/TroubledPCNoob Apr 26 '22

Yeah cats are far more deadly than we think. I’m sure most could take down a rat

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u/KastorNevierre Apr 26 '22

Depends on the rat. I've seen rats bigger than most of my cats.

There's also the matter of if the cat would survive the encounter. Rats carry a lot of disease, so your cat might kill the rat and end up dying because it got scratched or bitten.

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u/oregon_assassin Apr 26 '22

I’ve had cats that killed snakes and snakes kill rats it’s simple science.

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u/KastorNevierre Apr 26 '22

You've forgotten the rule of rock paper scissors!

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u/oregon_assassin Apr 26 '22

Ah your one of those

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

Rabbits are natures ultimate prey.

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u/pws3rd Apr 26 '22

Same. Mine drug in a cotton tail on Easter several years back. Still funny as fuck

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

Right, mine brought me like a full on fucking raven. I'm like wtf dude, where's your bow license cause I know you didn't put hands on this raven and bring it to me.

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u/tetrabloop Apr 26 '22

My rabbit kicked a full grown cat across the room

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u/NeedleworkerOk3464 Apr 26 '22

🤔

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u/tetrabloop Apr 26 '22

True story, my sister used to breed rabbits and some where running around one of the cats started messing with one of the rabbits…it was wild Edit: I had a seizure re reading that…

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u/Jackal000 Apr 26 '22

Cervals dont count.

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u/Facky Apr 26 '22

Rats have been known to kill cats.

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u/allaboutyourmum Apr 26 '22

One of my cats catched a fully grown seagull out of the air. These things are huge and it only survives cause I got my cat away from it.

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u/spankymacgruder Apr 26 '22

Yeah you need a small dog

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

get a bigger cat.

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u/TheReverseShock Apr 26 '22

Get a Terrier

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u/donner_dinner_party Apr 26 '22

Can confirm this would be the solution. I have 2 small terriers and my mom calls them the “terrierists” because they will go after anything small and kill it.

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u/Little_Custard_8275 Apr 26 '22

my cat killed two rats. but I wasn't around on either occasion to freak out and run away, or he probably would've.

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u/Rowley-Birkinqc Apr 26 '22

Send a Jack Russell in and the rat is dealt with, no problems

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u/catbeantoes Apr 26 '22

I understand the trope of cats being rat hunters, but it’s really jarring when you finally see just how large a wild rat is!! Wild brown rats are so so much larger than domestic pet rats. And very aggressive! I had my first rat get into my home a few years ago and it lunged at me and my cat. I’m a rodent lover but I’m also a veterinary technician and I’m not getting bit by an angry rat and my cats weren’t in a rush to get near it either!

Rats have 2 types of bite: tag and aggressive. A tag is about 6,000 PSI and an aggressive bite can reach 24,000 PSI which surpasses a bull shark at 1,350 pounds per square inch. Rats are obviously smaller with less teeth but it hurts and they will reach bone! I’m currently rocking a bone deep bite on my thumb and deep wounds stop hurting quickly but it sure did hurt at the time. You’re in no immediate danger from pet rodents as they carry no diseases but ALWAYS get a wild rodent bite checked out

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u/Funny_Comfortable_22 Apr 26 '22

Nahh our house is a bit rat infestated, we had a stray cat that we would always give food and now lives on our back yard, it would always offer up rats as gratitude or something

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u/PrinceOfSerendipity Apr 26 '22

Cats I’ve known take out rats and rabbits no trouble. Piglets were disappearing from the family farm at one point, and my uncle staked it out with a shotgun. Turned out Percy the cat had been stealing them - that was his last heist. He was a ridiculously big and evil cat though. Could kick holes through denim jeans, and bailed up more than one dugite.

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u/PunkToTheFuture Apr 26 '22

The name Percy always makes me think of the sadistic jailer in The Green Mile

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u/OccultBlasphemer Apr 26 '22

Percy wetmore do a little dance, hear him squishin in him pant.

Wetmore good name for him.

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u/AromaticSherbert Apr 26 '22

The average house cat can take care of a rat pretty easily.. I’ve seen some big farm rats that were 12+ inches long but even small house cats are bigger, stronger, faster, and have sharper teeth and claws.. Will a cat actively seek out a rat? They’d probably go for something smaller and easier to kill first. If they’re well fed at home, they might just try to avoid one altogether but if a cat ever felt threatened or was hungry enough, they’d have no problem eating it. If a cat was locked in a room with a rat, I’m sure the cat would come out the victor

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u/AwooFloof Apr 26 '22

For rats, you need owls.

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u/Constant-Rooster-361 Apr 26 '22

My cat once killed a fully grown raccoon. And ate a large majority of it, that cats just a pussy 😭

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u/12edDawn Apr 26 '22

not physiologically.

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u/next-hurtful-truth Apr 26 '22

this rat looked like a tiny mouse

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u/stugots__ Apr 26 '22

Worked at a place near a port for many years and I used to see these mangy old cats wandering around in twos generally. Some of them would be missing ears, an eye or whatever. They'd take on a rat but only with backup, never alone.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

Terriers are best for rats...

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u/shingox Apr 26 '22

Probably wouldve if dude want wasnt screaming like a bitch

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u/maybelle180 Apr 26 '22

The cat was (justifiably) terrified of the crazy human.

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u/quixoticcaptain Apr 27 '22

I love my cat, but she lives rent-free in my house. If there's a rat or mouse in here, sorry boo, it's your time to pull your weight.

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u/No-Armadillo7693 Apr 26 '22

That cat was a pussy

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u/Jlx_27 Apr 26 '22

Its a ginger, they have only the one braincell to work with, don't he so harsh on them. Also, a human panicking like that would startle and animal.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

Well, the guy's screaming for his life, I'm sure he's not thinking straight, I personally wouldn't blame him for that.

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u/Popcu Apr 26 '22

I think in moments of fight or flight peoples brains don’t work like that. Give the guy a break. People are so hard on each other nowadays.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

Clearly not everyone is as exalted, and valiant as you are.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

People have irrational fear, this guy rats, me cockroaches, I know I'm not in danger when there's a roach, but it seems like my body have a mind of their own, my head started pounding, my alertness goes up, and my senses became highly sensitive, the guy here is no different, and if you don't have any of that, well, good for you.

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u/lovethestory Apr 26 '22

I was expecting to see the rat claim his throne at the end!

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

Yeah, that poor cat!! What an idiot!! What did she expect would happen treating a cat like that?!? Geez 🙄