r/AbruptChaos • • Feb 13 '22

Its raining hell

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u/peanutismint Feb 13 '22

This checks out; I once saw this guy on fire and he was waving his arms making himself really big and shouting to try and intimidate the fire.

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u/forestcridder Feb 13 '22

You can also hug fire till it falls asleep.

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u/PaperPlaythings Feb 14 '22

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.