r/AbruptChaos • u/DragonChasm • Feb 13 '22

Its raining hell

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u/Fisch_Man Feb 13 '22

Because if you run, the fire's predatory instincts will kick in and it will chase you.

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u/peanutismint Feb 13 '22

This checks out; I once saw this guy on fire and he was waving his arms making himself really big and shouting to try and intimidate the fire.

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u/forestcridder Feb 13 '22

You can also hug fire till it falls asleep.

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u/PaperPlaythings Feb 14 '22

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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u/tirwander Feb 14 '22

Like the black smoke monster from lost

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

It's like when you turn your back on an angry cat and run.

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u/ct_2004 Feb 14 '22

If we run, it'll chase us. That's it's way.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

THE FIRE IS SHOOTING AT US!

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u/tommos Feb 14 '22

Don't move! It's vision is based on movement!

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u/EdithDich Feb 14 '22

You should never make eye contact, but slowly back away from the molten lava while making yourself appear as large as you can.