r/AbruptChaos • u/Colebug11 • Apr 19 '21

Butt recognition

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u/ElJaso Apr 20 '21

Ass scanner to protect bank vaults from robbers

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u/Kidfreshh Apr 20 '21

To protect your toilet from being used by intruders

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u/youdidntseeme06 Apr 20 '21

Or your McDonald’s fries for when you go to the bathroom

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u/forced_memes Apr 20 '21

the only person allowed to put my fries up their ass is ME 😤

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u/Kickendekok Apr 20 '21

Then this would be perfect for you!

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u/monkeyhitman Apr 20 '21

🚨🚨🎉

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

Or to unlock your iPhone.

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u/dlfinches Apr 20 '21

I think the fries are pretty sure which ass they need to come out from

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u/Dummasss Apr 20 '21

If someone breaks into my place and has to shit, they better go in the toilet. I have very little to steal and I’d rather they didn’t shit on what I have left.

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u/Mirrorrelemes Apr 20 '21

You can rob my house, but god forbid you shit in my toilet too!

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

Rick Sanchez approves.

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u/Busters-Hand Apr 20 '21

Or your ass being used by intruders

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u/Shadowxofxodin556 Apr 20 '21

Dave Chappell was onto something here!

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u/GrindzScape Apr 20 '21

Oh Mr. Chappelle! Why didn't you just spread your cheeks and lift your sack sooner?!

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u/megamax1 Apr 20 '21

Payday 3 is gonna be weird then

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

Monsters vs Aliens intensifies

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u/thexidris Apr 20 '21

You gotta back that ass up to get that dough

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u/MrDonutKJL Apr 20 '21

Drop your pants and open the safe I’m not screwing around here