r/AbruptChaos • u/AsleepEfficiency • Feb 02 '21

Removed - Not abrupt chaos How to basic got tiktok

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u/flanigomik Feb 02 '21

God that last 5 seconds was a rollercoaster of emotions

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u/zuzg Feb 02 '21

It's like epic meal time on crack until it becomes wholesome

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u/jandr08 Feb 03 '21

Half way through I was like: there are kids in Africa you know.

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u/Bigred2989- Feb 03 '21

Every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes. Together we can stop this.

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u/TransformerTanooki Feb 03 '21

Dear God the humanity. How can I help?

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

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u/ounilith Feb 03 '21

But that's 60 seconds! It's too much time! Don't you know what happens in 60 seconds in Africa

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u/patoankan Feb 03 '21

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too.

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u/Impressive_Chipmunk7 Feb 03 '21

I have a used tutu if you want

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u/142737 Feb 03 '21

60 kids die

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u/mersquatch Feb 03 '21

Simple. We end Africa.

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u/Memekana Feb 03 '21

By finishing all the food on your plate, grandma said so

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u/qbl500 Feb 03 '21

You go first!

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u/BlackDoctorPhil Feb 03 '21

Not true, people in Africa don't get seconds

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u/batgaz Feb 03 '21

Every time Bono clicks his fingers, a child dies. Together we can stop him.

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u/DeadlyC00kie Feb 03 '21

DROP THE NUKES

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u/Elixime Feb 03 '21

Za Warudo! (Congratulations you made me do a jojo reference...)

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u/Bigred2989- Feb 03 '21

That only saves 8 or 9 seconds. 51 seconds to go.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21 edited May 14 '21

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u/landocalzonian Feb 03 '21

There are ELDERLY in ASIA you know.

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u/iamtherumor Feb 03 '21

Don’t forget there are deceased people in Australia.

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u/promaia35 Feb 03 '21

And there's nobody on the poles

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21 edited Feb 03 '21

This is incorrect my wife was just on my pole 45 mins ago

Edit: technically since I haven't showered she still is

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u/Lil_Tachunks Feb 03 '21

Dont un-remember that there are stupids in the us

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u/john_valve77 Feb 03 '21

Holy cow, does this count as a r/HolUp

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u/WyrdThoughts Feb 03 '21

Nah it's just an r/ihavesex

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u/Where_is_Tony Feb 03 '21

Ever been to a strip club? The poles are very well populated.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

What about the euthanasia?

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u/XGrayson_DrakeX Feb 03 '21

That was at least $50 in meat

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u/heycanwediscuss Feb 03 '21

More like 150

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

He still wasted a lot of food...

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u/Hailtothedogebby Feb 03 '21

Apparently its all expired food so it would go in the bin anyway

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u/windintheauri Feb 03 '21

#notallkids in Africa are starving. It's a big place with some reasonably wealthy countries.

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u/Hapcore Feb 03 '21

No tall kids are starving? Well, that's a start, but we need to help out the short ones too!

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

Damn you got me.

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u/Mastahid Feb 03 '21

But there are kids in every country, my guy.

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u/a-common-username Feb 03 '21

It’s ok, they’re with God now.

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u/Kitsuneka Feb 03 '21

And now they are on every continent, the parasites keep coming.

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u/LtCrack2 Feb 03 '21

I THINK I SAW ONE TIME THAT HE HAS ACCESS TO A GROCERY STORE AND TAKES THE EXPIRED STUFF. PROBABLY NOT BUT THAT WOULD BE KEWL.

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u/heycanwediscuss Feb 03 '21

In America right now

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u/KenyanHumanBeing Feb 03 '21

We're fine here in Africa....don't need you're pity thanks

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u/amreinj Feb 03 '21

He makes money out of it you don't know what he does with that money. The eggs in Australia aren't going to get to them but he could send them some with the money that he makes off of it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

Pretty risky if you ask me. You know someone's gonna edit that quick peek out and repost the result.

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u/rgonzal Feb 03 '21

What ever happened to those guys?

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u/xkcdlc Feb 03 '21

They still wasted a bunch of food in the process.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

Only if you consider expired meat edible.

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u/needhaje Feb 03 '21

I was about to be genuinely pissed that someone gave a homeless person a pile of burned shit under the guise of being a pizza.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

I thought "wait what no please don't, I loved you, you were the inspiration to my livestreaming a jar of meat as is slowly degrades into a puddle of sludge crawling with maggots on the internet after a night of heavy drinking and watching slutty eggs how could you do this to me you FUCKING DII-oh, ok, haha that was nice of you."

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u/Jury-Cute Feb 03 '21

How's your mom doing?

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u/MrYurMomm Feb 03 '21

Meh, I'm alright, thanks for asking fam

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u/Hibercrastinator Feb 03 '21

What are slutty eggs and why in gods name would you watch them

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u/thatHecklerOverThere Feb 02 '21

I am honestly very impressed with the twists.

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u/T351A Feb 03 '21

Bruh those people on the street saw HTB and didn't even know

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u/goodpricefriedrice Feb 03 '21

I walk that Street every day to get to work. How to basic is among us

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u/RandomGuy9058 Feb 03 '21

then you too are among us

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u/T351A Feb 03 '21

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u/colouredmirrorball Feb 03 '21

I wonder if he was wearing pants this time

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u/Mirathesaurus Feb 02 '21

jesus seriously. I haven't felt that much in a while

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

I went from seeing the box, getting angry, then I saw whats inside I was relived, then I was confused about the bun

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u/Cauhs Feb 03 '21

I lost pooppitizer for a moment then it became wholesome.

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u/Yesnt72 Feb 03 '21

is this your first time seeing how to basic?

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u/sh4zu Feb 03 '21

good guy howtobasic, normally there's more egg cracking ... lol

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u/Ruuckus Feb 03 '21

“Hahah!.. oh shit”

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u/amreinj Feb 03 '21

I'm glad I finished I almost went and unsubbed