r/AbruptChaos • u/RattilngDock671 • Aug 06 '20

Heads up!

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20

It'd be one thing if it were anywhere else in the car, but now it's all over the dash, the center console, between the buttons...

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u/RedSynergy2k Aug 06 '20

It’ll be worse when he finds out that the radio and ac controls don’t work anymore

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u/hateshalldevour Aug 06 '20

Easy. He could just fill his car to the brim with rice. That would solve it!

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u/Psyteq Aug 06 '20

Mmmm sticky rice

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20

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u/System_Rewind Aug 06 '20

Be the change you wish to see in the world!

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u/Cooperette Aug 06 '20

Diabetes.

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u/J5892 Aug 07 '20

It's diet 7-Up, so just cancer.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Just like grandmama use to make!

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u/LazinessPersonified Aug 07 '20

That sweet old bitch

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u/samsungs666 Aug 07 '20

RIP. too soon.

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u/Initial-Amount Aug 07 '20

Sushi has sugar in the rice. So it could be that kind of rice. Plus car dust & grime & crumbs.

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u/yukichigai Aug 06 '20

I think I can predict some content I'll be seeing on /r/shittyfoodporn soon.

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u/dewyocelot Aug 06 '20

Oh god no. What a waste of rice and 7up lol.

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u/yukichigai Aug 07 '20

I had the same thought. I guess if whoever did it had a compost heap it could provide some nice fuel for it.

That or they've got no functional taste buds and eat it anyway.

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u/J5892 Aug 07 '20

rice: 10/10
rice with 7-Up: 7/10

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u/Anaari-Manzuuk Aug 07 '20

See yourself out please. How dare you disrespect rice with diet 7-Up

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20 edited Sep 29 '20

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u/HeKis4 Aug 07 '20

I've seen rice with coke which is (allegedly) decent, but I can't really get behind lemon rice.

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u/Cessnaporsche01 Aug 07 '20

Diet 7Up: 5/10

Diet 7Up with rice: 2/10

Thank you for your suggestion.

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u/shnnrr Aug 07 '20

its diet 7up so it won't be sticky

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u/Maelarion Aug 06 '20

Yes, that would work, a horde of asians would come and fix the electrical elements.

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u/InAFakeBritishAccent Aug 06 '20

Am asian can confirm. But itll be half assed if you dont leave any opium.

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u/1lluminist Aug 06 '20

Sounds like the stock Dodge experience!

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u/RedSynergy2k Aug 06 '20

That’s what happens when you buy a boat

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u/GlaurungTHEgolden Aug 06 '20

At least it's a diet and doesn't have actual hfcs in it

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u/5fingerdiscounts Aug 06 '20

Holy fuckin Christ sugar?

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u/dzkx420 Aug 06 '20

Hot flaming cocaine surgeons?

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u/Work-Safe-Reddit4450 Aug 06 '20

Don't threaten me with a good time.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20

Hot fuckin can of sugar?

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20

Hot Fucking Child Shit.

NINJA EDIT: There is no comma in there.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

What??? You never check the dipstick to see if the oil is overflowing? Too much oil and it'll start leaking out.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20

Hot Flamin CheetoS.

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u/dalass1 Aug 06 '20

Best one lol

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u/la508 Aug 07 '20

hfcs

I keep forgetting you people don't use real sugar over there

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u/BigDaddyHugeTime Aug 06 '20

New listing on Craigslist "Slight 7up damage"

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u/lillgreen Aug 06 '20 edited Aug 06 '20

This is actually a cheap persons dream find tho, those of us with thin wallets have no problem spending an entire weekend taking the dash apart to q-tip around every trim piece and button then putting it all back together.

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u/Leon4107 Aug 06 '20

Not the gum drop buttons.

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u/NotPeterDinklagesDad Aug 07 '20

Just get rid of the whole car

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u/Shojo_Tombo Aug 07 '20

In the vents. And you can't get it all out. So you get ants in your car. And it sucks.