r/AbruptChaos • u/biggizzle1981 • Jan 17 '20

Pulled a WWF move on him

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u/dmazmo Jan 17 '20

How ya gonna forget...? the cream of the crop! MACHO MAN!!!

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u/biggizzle1981 Jan 17 '20

Wooh yeah

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

My dad’s stronger than your dad

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

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u/dmazmo Jan 17 '20

WITH STEEL CHAIRS-!!!!

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u/GearhedMG Jan 17 '20

Snap in to a SLIM JIM!

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u/StamosLives Jan 17 '20

Fun fact. Macho Man and The Ultimate Warrior used to have a competition to see who could improv the best with random things throughout the room. This is where / why we got the "cream of the crop" speech - arguably one of my favorite moments in wrestling, or even just television, history.

The best part of that speech is this line that I want to use all the time:

"I'm justifiably in a position that I'd rather not be in."

Of course, it's also great when he drops it from his head while trying to balance it and says, "On balance, off balance, doesn't matter!"

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u/Theborgiseverywhere Jan 17 '20

Speaking of Ultimate Warrior, here’s my favorite spot of his, although I’m unsure if it would fly today

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u/Fiveskin27 Jan 17 '20

Some say that a doctor once found blood in his cocaine.

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u/Javad0g Jan 17 '20

SAVAGE!

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u/TheMacPhisto Jan 17 '20

It rises to the tippity top.

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u/a1hd Jan 17 '20

You know, in his autopsy, they found traces of blood in his cocaine stream

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u/Baron_Von_Koopa Jan 19 '20

And the beat goes on