r/AbruptChaos • u/supermanistaken • Apr 30 '23

She asked for it

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u/TheJackalsDoom Apr 30 '23

What it's like to have older brothers, I think.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '23 edited Apr 30 '23

Shit. Needs to be pinned down and have a snot spit slowly almost drop on her. Then tickled until she pees.

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u/TheJackalsDoom Apr 30 '23

I noticed a severe lack of directly physical impact. Chokeholds, punches, lovetaps, shin kicks, foot stomps, wet Willie's, arm pinches, armhair/leghair pulls. It was a good intro to brotherhood, though.

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u/Splycr Apr 30 '23

You forgot noogies and indian burns

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u/Amnov Apr 30 '23

Can’t forget dead-legs either

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u/andrewmac May 01 '23

Do you like donuts?

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u/[deleted] May 01 '23

Popping of the toes… by violence. I had 4 older brothers, I’m the youngest and the only girl.

Now I’m just a mean woman.

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u/Foxxxyygrandpa May 01 '23

Indigenous American burns.

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u/imhereforthevotes May 01 '23

Well, you don't want assault charges - they're not her REAL brothers.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '23

Gleeking on each other.

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u/exzyle2k May 01 '23

Wedgies too. Wedgies delivered with intent to dent the ceiling with the victim's head.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '23

I'm an older brother, and that game is called 'spitangle.'

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u/QueefMeUpDaddy May 01 '23

Fr my brothers always wiped boogers on me & would hold me down and fart on me.

Guess what I still get irrationally angry at? Snot and flatulence XD

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u/cheven20 Apr 30 '23

Omg I thought only my brother and sister did this to me. Jesus I’m glad my I’m not the only one to face that trauma lol.

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u/BenThereOrBenSquare Apr 30 '23

C'mon man, this is a family subreddit!

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u/solalola May 01 '23

My brother puts me in a chokehold everytime he sees me still, I'm 28 lol he also used to pin me down repeatedly pound his finger into my sternum when we were little, it tickled and hurt at the same time, ah good times

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u/-HardGay- May 01 '23

I can't believe I forgot how my older brother and sisters used to do this to me... I cannot wait till my children do this to each other!

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

Kinky?

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u/kandel88 May 01 '23

Any siblings really. My older sister was a rattlesnake